Season II

There’s been a big shake-up in the last nine months in the Reingren family – break-ups and new relationships, financial ups and downs, along with a lot of beer down the hatch. Don’t miss the beginning of Season 2 after February 12th!

And if you missed this popular series, time to get up to speed by reading “Getting Off The Earth,” the book version of Season 1.

Falling off the Dashboard

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How do you know when you’re really being dumped? Could it just be a test of the emergency break-up system to make sure you can leave the relationship in an ...

Why Portland is Important in Terms of Having a Location

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“Sure you can’t assault a bus driver,” my client said, reading the sign over the driver’s seat as we got on the bus. “Because that’s a felony. But if anyone ...

Why It’s Better to Sit on the Windowsill Than Spend $40,000 for a Balcony

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“I love trains,” my boyfriend Adam said. “I love feeling like you’re going someplace.” We were on the train heading to Montreal, one of Adam’s old stomping grounds, for our first ...

When Buddhist Monks in Tibet Are Busier Than You

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“Fifty is a pretty significant birthday,” Tim said. “We should do something to celebrate it.” As usual on a Saturday afternoon he and Ethan were lying around in the living room ...

I’m Orange, You’re Blue. You Think You Can Fight Me?

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“That’s Hans Solo’s hair!” Henry shouted excitedly, as my friend Nicole passed him a piece of plastic she’d found in the corner of the arm chair in my living room. ...

When Your Only Option is an Unmanned Flight Into Space

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“I feel like I’m dying a little everyday at this job,” Tim said, while we were having lunch during the court break. Charles had put him to work part time ...

When Your Eyes Are Only 93% Closed So There’s Still a 7% Slit of Possibility

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“I woke you up so you’d know I’m still sleeping,” Adam said, turning towards me in bed in the middle of the night. I would have been more annoyed if I ...

Just Because You Cut Back on Alcohol, Doesn’t Mean You’ll Become an Accountant

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“I like her, she likes me,” Tim said. “Why can’t this go the extra six inches?” I looked away, under strict orders not to tell him Ethan and Nicole had started ...

A Negligible Homicide

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“I take the Fifth on that,” my client said, glaring at the prosecutor. “And I’ll take the First and Second too.”...

Basketball is Ballet, Baseball is Accounting

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“When I come home I don’t want to hear you guys were bored all day,” Ethan said to Chicken and Barbados as we ...